I mean, not getting laid before we go out, but who am I dressed up for?

I only lick my balls on the first date, it turns me on to give them to strangers

She asked me to cum on my jeans - I thought there would be less sperm

Everyone fucks sisters in porn, and you won't give me a dick for revenge for a guy?

And what's NoNutNovember to me if I wake up and she's already on my dick?

Fucked the thief on the air, and you shouldn't have fucked with the streamer

Yes, friend, your wife is experienced - you should have suggested mfm earlier

I asked my sister for a hand job, and she spread her legs - how not to stick it in?

Oh, honey, are you on your way home? Take your time, I'm still on my friend's dick

I'm a cuckold, so I don't scold my wife because of her cheating, I only praise her

Brother, forget about his girlfriend

I wanted to suck up to my mom, but I really had to lick her 😳

Bro, come on, I wanted to borrow from you, and you give it to me in the mouth

Sucked together and cum in one's mouth 😔 Share your cum, friend girl!

Daughter, I don't understand, what school did you come home from without panties?

Oh, she's so juicy - didn't even fuck me, but two minutes later I'm already cumming

I won't fuck my wife's pregnant sister in the pussy, let her do the anus

Son, it'll help with your boner, I'll give you a pussy

Ouch, it's my ass! How can I tell a guy why it hurts there?

Sister, my boyfriend will fuck me until I squirt and fuck you

What did she do that the guy humiliates her so much and kicks her?

I got it out just in time, it just didn't taper, so it got in

She talked her husband into an orgy, and now he's got another man's wife sucking and giving

Without your mother, it's like having no hands! You can't even jerk off properly